Jokes: accident

Testifying

A witness to an automobile accident was testifying. The following exchange took place betw...

Proctologist's Accident

What kind of accident did the proctologist have? He was rear-ended!

Serious Accident

An Essex girl was involved in a serious crash; there's blood everywhere. The paramedics ar...

Guiness Accident

Brenda O'Malley is home making dinner, as usual, when Tim Finnegan arrives at her door. "B...

Farmer Joe and his Mule

Farmer Joe decided his injuries from his recent accident were serious enough to take...

Bad Accident

A man came to the hospital after a serious accident. He shouted, "Doctor, doctor, I can't ...

The Lawyer Has An Accident

A lawer just got home from work. As he stepped out of his BMW, a speeding car ripped off t...

Terrible Accident

A cop comes around a curve in the road and sees a bad accident. A man and a woman are both...