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True Software Professional

Guy 1: Hey! Why do you smoke cigarettes even though there is a warning on the pack that sa...

Doctor Affair

Doctor Joe had slept with one of his patients and had felt guilty all day long. No matter ...

Oversensitive About His Missing Ears

Steve was in a terrible accident at work. However, the only permanent damage done to him w...

Hearing Problems

A concerned husband went to a doctor to talk about his wife. He says to the doctor, "Docto...

President Clinton & The Pope

President Clinton and the Pope died on the same day, and due to an administrative foul-up,...

Top Ten

TOP TEN THINGS THAT MEN UNDERSTAND ABOUT WOMEN 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10....

Wailing Wall

A reporter goes to Israel to cover the fighting. She is looking for something emotional an...

Two Things About A Blonde

Q: What two things in the air can get a blonde pregnant? A: Her feet!

Socks

A young man and a young woman were soon to be married, but they both had a problem they ha...

Logic Prevails

A man had a habit of buying things immediately after reading the ads about the products in...

St. Paul Vs. Minneapolis

Did you hear that everyone in Minneapolis quit reading the Bible, going to church and lost...

The Shoe Family

John: "Did you hear the one about the father shoe?"Sara: "No, what about it?"John: "It was...

Men Vs. Women: Round 1

NICKNAMESIf Laura, Suzanne, Debra and Rose go out for lunch, they will call each other Lau...

Dreams About Growin' Up

One day, three boys were talking about what they wanted to be when they grew up. ''I wanna...

Hearing Problem

Concerned husband goes to see the family doctor and says, "I think my wife is deaf because...

Should They Be Underneath The Pants?

White House staffers were perplexed one morning to see Bill Clinton walk in to th...

All About Adam

Wandering dejectedly in The Garden of Eden, Eve told God, "I'm lonely I'm tired of eating ...

God Takes a Vacation

God was tired and worn out. So he spoke to St. Peter. "You know, I need a vacation. Got an...

Dog Vs. Fox

Q: What is the difference between a dog and a fox? A: About five drinks.

Falling

There's this old priest who got sick of all the people in his parish who kept confessing t...

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