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Ten Things

The ten things a guy knows about a girl:1.2.3.4.5.6.7.8.9.10. They have boobs....

Who enjoys sex more?

A man and a woman were having drinks, getting to know one another and started ban...

Bad Smells

A handsome young man and a beautiful girl met and it was love at first sight. They immedia...

Runny Noodle

This lady is on an airplane and is seated next to a man named Ian McKegney. About half an ...

The Wall

In Jerusalem, a female CNN journalist heard about a very old Jewish man who had been going...

One Up

Three young women are at a cocktail party. The conversation turns to their position in lif...

Happy Birthday To Me!

A woman decides to have a facelift for her birthday. She spends $5,000 and feels pretty g...

What's For Dinner?

A concerned husband goes to see the family doctor and says, "I think my wife is deaf becau...

I'll Give You...

There was a woman and her husband. They were hapilly married except for the fact that the ...

Shoes

Never say anything about a man until you have walked a mile in his shoes - because then yo...

The Hitman

Jack and his friends were playing golf one Saturday.As they are getting ready to tee off, ...

The Pirate

A pirate walked into a bar and the bartender said, "Hey, I haven't seenyou in a while. Wha...

The Birds, The Bees, The Bushettes

Ever since the Bush daughters got into trouble with the law for underage drinking, the Pre...

Facelift

A man decides to have a face lift for his birthday. He spends $5,000 and feels really good...

Jock Vs. Nerd

$ Michael Jordan having "retired," with $40 million in endorsements, makes $178,100 a day,...

It's The Carborator

Once ther was an insurance saleman from the city going out to the farm community to sell i...

Talking Sex

A bored guy sat in the bar and looking to strike up a conversation.He turns to bartender a...

Learning Each Other

A man met a beautiful blonde lady and he decided he wanted to marry her right away. She sa...

Horse and Chicken

One day a horse and a chicken were walking along on the farm, talking quietly to themselve...

Egg Donor

One day, while Sue was cleaning under the bed, she found a small box. Curious, she opened ...

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