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Jock Vs. Nerd

$ Michael Jordan having "retired," with $40 million in endorsements, makes $178,100 a day,...

It's The Carborator

Once ther was an insurance saleman from the city going out to the farm community to sell i...

Talking Sex

A bored guy sat in the bar and looking to strike up a conversation.He turns to bartender a...

Learning Each Other

A man met a beautiful blonde lady and he decided he wanted to marry her right away. She sa...

Horse and Chicken

One day a horse and a chicken were walking along on the farm, talking quietly to themselve...

Egg Donor

One day, while Sue was cleaning under the bed, she found a small box. Curious, she opened ...

Yuppie Scumdogs

A yuppie opened the door of his BMW, when suddenly a car came along and hit the door, ripp...

The Rope

Did you hear the one about the rope? Nah, I'll skip it!

Barrel Statisfaction

In days of old, this young sailor was about to sign up for a 6-month trip on a sailing shi...

Ron Howard's New Movie

Have you heard about Ron Howard's new movie

The Pirate

A pirate walked into a bar and the bartender said, "Hey, I haven't seenyou in a while. Wha...

The Birds, The Bees, The Bushettes

Ever since the Bush daughters got into trouble with the law for underage drinking, the Pre...

Facelift

A man decides to have a face lift for his birthday. He spends $5,000 and feels really good...

Wailing Wall

A reporter goes to Israel to cover the fighting. She is looking for something emotional an...

Two Things About A Blonde

Q: What two things in the air can get a blonde pregnant? A: Her feet!

Socks

A young man and a young woman were soon to be married, but they both had a problem they ha...

Logic Prevails

A man had a habit of buying things immediately after reading the ads about the products in...

St. Paul Vs. Minneapolis

Did you hear that everyone in Minneapolis quit reading the Bible, going to church and lost...

True Software Professional

Guy 1: Hey! Why do you smoke cigarettes even though there is a warning on the pack that sa...

Doctor Affair

Doctor Joe had slept with one of his patients and had felt guilty all day long. No matter ...

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