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Bad Smells

A handsome young man and a beautiful girl met and it was love at first sight. They immedia...

Runny Noodle

This lady is on an airplane and is seated next to a man named Ian McKegney. About half an ...

The Wall

In Jerusalem, a female CNN journalist heard about a very old Jewish man who had been going...

One Up

Three young women are at a cocktail party. The conversation turns to their position in lif...

Happy Birthday To Me!

A woman decides to have a facelift for her birthday. She spends $5,000 and feels pretty g...

What's For Dinner?

A concerned husband goes to see the family doctor and says, "I think my wife is deaf becau...

I'll Give You...

There was a woman and her husband. They were hapilly married except for the fact that the ...

Shoes

Never say anything about a man until you have walked a mile in his shoes - because then yo...

The Hitman

Jack and his friends were playing golf one Saturday.As they are getting ready to tee off, ...

Ten Things

The ten things a guy knows about a girl:1.2.3.4.5.6.7.8.9.10. They have boobs....

Who enjoys sex more?

A man and a woman were having drinks, getting to know one another and started ban...

Jock Vs. Nerd

$ Michael Jordan having "retired," with $40 million in endorsements, makes $178,100 a day,...

It's The Carborator

Once ther was an insurance saleman from the city going out to the farm community to sell i...

Talking Sex

A bored guy sat in the bar and looking to strike up a conversation.He turns to bartender a...

Learning Each Other

A man met a beautiful blonde lady and he decided he wanted to marry her right away. She sa...

Horse and Chicken

One day a horse and a chicken were walking along on the farm, talking quietly to themselve...

Egg Donor

One day, while Sue was cleaning under the bed, she found a small box. Curious, she opened ...

Yuppie Scumdogs

A yuppie opened the door of his BMW, when suddenly a car came along and hit the door, ripp...

The Rope

Did you hear the one about the rope? Nah, I'll skip it!

Barrel Statisfaction

In days of old, this young sailor was about to sign up for a 6-month trip on a sailing shi...

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