The Cannibal

Tags: cannibal, over, operated, grilled, broiled

A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant operated by a fellow cannibal. Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu...

Tourist: $5.00
Broiled Missionary: $10.00
Fried Explorer: $15.00
Baked Democrat or Grilled Republican: $100.00

The cannibal called the waiter over and asked, ???Why such a price difference for the Politicians????

The cook replied, ???Have you ever tried to clean one? They're so full of crap, it takes all morning.???

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