The Art Of Speech

Tags: speech, president, today, brien, hurricane

In a speech today about Hurricane Rita, President Bush declared, quote, 'This is a big storm.'

In related news, the White House announced earlier today that the president is writing his own speeches.

-Conan O'Brien

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