Cannibal Food

Tags: cannibal, tender, missionary, sort, seem

Two cannibals meet one day. The first cannibal says, "You know, I just can't seem to get a tender missionary. I've baked 'em, I've roasted 'em, I've stewed 'em, I've barbequed 'em, I've even tried every sort of marinade. I just cannot seem to get them tender."

The second cannibal asks, "What kind of missionary do you use?"

The other replied, "You know, the ones that hang out at that place at the bend of the river. They have those brown cloaks with a rope around the waist and their sort of bald on top with a funny ring of hair on their heads."

"Ah ha!" he replies. "No wonder.. those are friars!"

More jokes from the same category

Sauron The Moron

In "Fellowship of the Rings," what did Sauron say to Frodo? "You're a hard hobbit to bre...

Drooling Drummer

Q: How can you tell if the drummer's platform is level? A: Drool is coming out of both s...

What's The Difference Between Jesus And Madonna?

What's the difference between Jesus and Madonna? Jesus was only resurrected once....


What's black and white and red all over? Mimes in a chainsaw fight....