Lawyers

Tags: lawyers, personalities, lips, moving, birth

Q: What do lawyers use as birth-control?
A: Their personalities.
Q: How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
A: His lips are moving.

More jokes from the same category

Keep Fit

Tommy- " Can you teach me to do the splits " ?Gym Instructor- " How flexible are you " ?Tomm...

Fired

Boss: You are Fired!Employee: Why? I am such a steady worker!Boss: Yes, If you were any stea...

Differences

Q: What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?A: About 45 Pounds.Q: And between ...

Stupid Husband

A husband returns home to find his wife in bed with a naked man. ???what are you doing???, he shouts...