A lady was walking past a pet store when a parrot said, ''Hey, lady! You're
really ugly!" The lady was furious and continued on her way.
On the way home, she passed by the pet store again and the parrot once more
said "Hey, lady! You're really ugly!" She was incredibly ticked now, so she went
into the store and said that she would sue the store and kill the bird. The
store manager apologized profusely and promised he would make sure the parrot
didn't say it again.
The next day, she deliberately passed by the store to test the parrot. "Hey,
lady!" it said.
This woman rushed to see her doctor, looking very much worried and all strung out. She rattles off: ...
George came home one day, very excited. "Do you know what they are saying?" he asked his wife Je...