Why are they calledapartments if they are joined together?
An archaeologist is a besthusband a woman can get. As older she grows, the more interested he isin her.
A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doingwell.
If moths are attracted to bright lights, how come they sleepduring the day?
I love being married. It???s so great to find thatspecial person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
Anyonewho thinks he is too small to make a difference has never been in bedwith a mosquito.
I wear my wife???s glasses because she wants me to seethings her way.
Laugh and the world laughs with you. Cry and theworld laughs louder.
Make love not war. Unless you want to do both. If so - get married....
How do you call a wife who knows where her husband lies down every night? - A widow!...