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At Pearly Gates

Two doctors and an HMO manager die and line up together at the Pearly Gates. One doctor st...

The Mink Coat

A man walks into a very posh Rodeo Drive furrier with a gorgeous blonde on his arm. "Show ...

Little Big Fart

There was this Indian chief who was straining to blow a fart but it wouldn't come out. So ...

When Is A Blonde Wearing Underwear?

How do you tell a blonde isn't wearing underwear? Dandruff on her shoes!

Britney Spears 'n' Pepsi

What does Britney Spears and pepsi have in common? They both come with plastic jugs...

Grass Eater

A man was riding in the back of his limousine when he saw a man eating grass by the roadsi...

Snow White

Why is Snow White always getting mad at the seven dwarves? Because of the way they always ...

Why Aren't You Married?

Here are some comback answers:------------------------------You haven't asked yet. I was h...

Love Quotes

I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife trea...

Free Meat

It was many years ago since the embarrassing day when a young woman, with a baby in her ar...

Two zebras pondering

Two zebras are talking and one asks the other, "Am I black with white stripes or white wit...

Final Exam

It was the final examination for an introductory English course at the local university. T...

Funny Funeral Thoughts

A cardiac specialist died and at his funeral the coffin was placed in front of a huge mock...

Birdie Poem

Birdie, birdie in the skyDropped some white stuff in my eye,I'm a big girl I won't cry,I...

Farting All The Time

Doctor, "What seems to be the problem?"Patient, "Doc, I've got the farts. I mean I fart al...

Work quotes

The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry than work.Rober...

Jacko Christmas

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Santa? Nothing, they both leave children...

Spent Paycheck

Wife: Okay, today's Friday. Where's your pay envelope?Man: I already spent all my pay. I b...

Helen Keller's Favorite Color

What is Hellen Keller's favorite color? Corduroy

Alcohol Honesty

A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she had selected the following items: ...

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