Yo-mama jokes

Yo mama so fat, the whales sing

Yo mamma's so fat, when she went to the beach, the whales sang "We are family!"

90210

Yo mamma's so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the bathroom scale.

Your mommas so poor

Your Mommmas so poor that when some kid stole her skate board she said "Hey who took the f...

Yo Mama's So Fat... Tattoo

Yo mama is so fat, she has a tattoo of the United States on her chest and in the corner it...

So Fat

Yo mamma's so fat, when she wears a red dress, the kids in the neighborhood yell, "Hey, Ko...

Around The House

Yo mamma's so fat, when she sits around the house, she really sits A-R-O-U-N-D the house.

difference between titanic and yo mamma

Do you know what the difference between yo momma and the titanic?The titanic sunk, yo momm...

Eyelids

Your Momma's so fat, when she blinks, her eyelids clap!

Haunted house

Yo mama is so ugly she walked into a huanted house and came out with an application.

knock knock 2

knock knock: Whos there?JO.JO who.JO momma.

Mama so stupid!

Your Mama is so stupid, she sits on the Television and watches the sofa.

So Poor

Yo mamma's so poor, she can't afford to go on welfare.Yo mamma's so poor, she got thrown o...

So Stupid

Yo mamma's so stupid, she climbed a glass wall to see what was on the other side.Yo mamma'...

So Ugly

Yo mamma's so ugly, your daddy took her to work so he wouldn't have to kiss her goodbye.Yo...

stuck!

yo mamma's so fat that when she jumped up in the air she got stuck!

The Toilet

Yo Mamma's so ugly when she passes by, the toilet flushes.

tic tacs

yo mamma so fat she makes free willy look like a tic tac.

To Be Continued

Ur Momma So Fat wen she stands on weighing scales it Reads to be continued.

Very Fat Mamma!!

Yo mamma's so fat, she's the tallest person in the world.. when she's laying down.

Whale Watching

Yo mamma is so big. The people that live near you put up signs "Free Whale Watching!"

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