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Number One Sport

A woman, while touring a small South American country was shown a bullfight.The guide told...

10 Reasons Not To Jog

1. My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She's 97 now & we don'...

A Fisherman's Tale

Two fellas are fishing in a boat under a bridge. One looks up and sees a funeral processio...

Mike Tyson's Computer

Did you hear about the new Mike Tyson Computer? It has two bytes and no memory....

Giant Fan In Baltimore

A Giants fan is in Baltimore for the weekend and decides to stop in at a bar. He pulls up ...

Hack Golfer

A hack golfer spends a day at a plush country club, playing golf and enjoying the luxury o...

Superbowl!

What do you call a bunch of millionaires sitting around watching the Super Bowl? The Dalla...

Joe D. Days

A Yankees fan was enjoying himself at the game in a packed Yankee Stadium, until he notice...

Tiger's Descended Testicles

Tiger Woods was traveling through rural Kentucky in his new Mercedes. He stopped at a smal...

A Toast

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish and he will sit in a bo...

The Engineer At The Golf Course

A pastor, a doctor and an engineer were waiting one morning for a particularly slow group ...

Bubba And Tiny Go On Probation

Two football players, Bubba and Tiny, were taking an important exam. If they failed, they ...

Golf Fatality

A guy goes golfing with his girlfriend. As he tees off, she steps into ladies' teebox and ...

College Entrance Exam: For Football Players

You Must Answer Two (2) or More Questions Correctly to Qualify. 1. What language is spoken...

Blonde In A Swimming Race

A blonde, brunette and a redhead had a breaststroke swimming race across the English Chann...

Baseball For Scotsmen

A recent Scottish immigrant attends his first baseball game in his new country and after a...

Trial Run

What do you say to a football player in an Armani suit? "Will the defendant please rise......

Turf War In Iowa

Why do they use artificial turf in Iowa stadiums? To keep the cheerleaders from grazing!...

Tyson-holyfield Iii

Promo:Yes, folks it was a bite to the finish. The next fight will be on Pay Per Chew: Iron...

Golf In Heaven

God, Jesus and John the Baptist are playing golf up in heaven. On the first tee, JB leads ...

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