Religious jokes

The Big Flood

It had been raining for days and days, and a terrible flood had come over the land. The wa...

Your Daughter is Pregnant

A mother took her daughter to the doctor and asked him to give her an examination to deter...

Meeting the Pope

A rich American tourist was holidaying in Rome, and was intent on seeing the Pope. There h...

Really Good Deed

This guy arrives at the Pearly Gates. He has to wait to be admitted, while St. Pete leafs ...

When I was Young

When I was young I used to pray for a bicycle.Then I realized that God doesn't work that w...

The Taxi Driver

A priest and a taxi driver both died and went to heaven. St. Peter was at the Pearly gates...

Vow of Silence

At a remote monastery deep in the woods, the monks followed a rigid vow of silence. This v...

Chapter Eleven

Two old friends met one day after many years. One attended college, and now was very succe...

Carstianity

"Haul a Yugo. Haul a Yugo."Gearly beloved, we are Blazered here in the name of our Four-do...

celebRate!

The Pope dies and, naturally, goes to heaven. He's met by the reception committee, and aft...

Jonah and the Whale

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.The teacher said it was physically i...

Standing At The Gates Of Heaven

Three men were standing in line to get into heaven one day. Apparently it had been a prett...

Sisters of Mercy

A man was driving down the highway, and sees a sign saying "Sisters of Mercy, House of Pro...

Arthritis

A man who smelled like a distillery flopped on a subway seat next to a priest. The man's t...

Catholic Dictionary

AMENThe only part of a prayer that everyone knows.BULLETINYour receipt for attending Mass....

3 men standing in front of God

God: Men, what car you get in Heaven will depend on how faithful you were to your wives on...

Ol' Fred

Ol' Fred had been a faithful Christian and was in the hospital, near death. The family cal...

Relationship With God

70 year old George went for his annual physical. All of his tests came back with great res...

Revelation 3:20

A new pastor moved into town and went out one Saturday to visit his parishioners. All went...

Nun In The Bar

John was sitting outside his local pub one day, enjoying a quiet pint and generally feelin...

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