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Who Says Men Don't Remember Anniversaries

A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in their bed.She puts on ...

Extra Office Work

The boss came early in the morning one day and found his manager kissing his secretary.He ...

So Much Fun

A suspicious husband hired a private eye to check on the movements of his wife. In additio...

Encyclopaedia Britannica

Seen in my local paper's "readers sales" section.FOR SALE BY OWNERComplete set of encyclop...

Soybeans

While going through his wife's dresser drawers, a farmer discovered three soybeans and an ...

Slide Under The Table

A man and a woman were having dinner in a fine restaurant. Their waitress, taking another ...

Marriage Lessons

On their 40th wedding anniversary and during the banquet celebrating it, Tom was asked to ...

My Rules

Typical macho man married typical good-looking lady and after the wedding, he laid down th...

Male assertiveness

A mild-mannered man was tired of being bossed around by his wife so he went to a psychiatr...

Spaghetti

A wealthy man was having an affair with an Italian woman for a few years.One night, during...

You Caught My Eye

A man who lived in a block of apartments thought it was raining and put his hand out the w...

Things You Never Use

Donna arrived home from work early one day and found her husband, Glen, in bed with anothe...

You're a Statue

A woman and her lover are in bed together when hubbie comes home. The woman jumps up, shov...

Golden Anniversary

An aged farmer and his wife were leaning against the edge of their pig-pen when the old wo...

Just Before I Die

Showing his friend around his his home, Jennings pointed out all of the collectibles he an...

What is a Headache

After a few days, the Lord called to Adam and said, "It is time for you and Eve to begin t...

Bookworm

"For Heaven's sake, Chris, why can't you talk to me once in a while?" Julie whined. "What?...

I'd Do Anything

A student comes to a young professor's office. She glances down the hall, closes his door,...

Impossible to Please

A group of girlfriends is on vacation when they see a 5-story hotel with a sign that reads...

Call me Bubba

A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he glanced up and saw a ver...

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