Redneck jokes

Elevator Magic

A hillbilly family took a vacation to New York City. One day, the father took his son into...

Naming the Twins

A man was taking his wife, who was pregnant with twins, to the hospital when his car went ...

How to Know where a Driver is from

One hand on wheel, one hand on horn: New York One hand on wheel, one finger out window: Ch...

Expensive Fishing Trip

Two redneck guys go on a fishing trip. They rent all the equipment: the reels, the rods, t...

Redneck Jedi

You know you're a redneck jedi when..You hear "Luke, I am your father... and your uncle......

It's the way you say it

It's the way you say it...A University of Georgia student was visiting a Yankee relative i...

Eucalyptus Road

Sue Ellen passed away so Billy Bob called 911. The operator promised to send someone out i...

In Hot Pursuit

Two Alabama State Trooper Patrol cars were in hot pursuit of a Camaro heading east towards...

Iowa Taxidermist in Alabama

This guy walks into a bar in Alabama and orders a white wine.Everybody sitting around the ...

Martha Stewart's Rules for Rednecks

GENERAL1. Never take a beer to a job interview.2. Always identify people in your yard befo...

My Pa Won't Like It

A farm boy accidentally overturned his wagon load of corn. The farmer who lived nearby hea...

One for the Volunteers

Tennessee folks make fun of their northern Virginian neighbors with this quip:You know why...

Pick up line

Q.What's te best pick up line in any state below the Mason-Dixon line?A.Get in the truck!...

Redneck and a Trailer

Q: What does a tornado and a redneck divorce have in common?A: Somebody's gonna lose a tra...

Redneck Circumcision

Q. How do you circumcise a hillbilly? A. Kick his sister in the jaw.

Redneck Dating practice

You might be a redneck if you go to your family reunion to meet women!

A Redneck Christmas

You know you're a redneck if you do all of your Christmas shopping at a truck stop!

A Rock Solid Defense

A redneck was arrested for selling home-stilled whiskey. His lawyer put him on the stand a...

Arkansas

Arkansas..3 million people,15 last names.

cornflakes

Two twins returned home each with a letter from there teachers explaining they had been us...

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