Political jokes

Presidential Contest

The Presidential election was too close to call. Neither the Republican candidate nor the...

The Cannibal

A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant operated by a fellow ...

Osama Letter

After numerous rounds of "We don't even know if Osama is still alive," Osama himself decid...

Dead Politicians

A busload of politicians were driving down a country road when the bus suddenly ran off th...

Kerry Fan

A teacher in a small Vermont town asks her class how many of them are John Kerry fans. Not...

Taking A Leak

An American tourist in London was desperate to take a leak. After a long search he couldn'...

A Quickie

One day George W. Bush and Dick Cheney walk into a diner. A waitress walks up to them and ...

Retirement Bonus

The Pentagon recently found it had too many generals and offered an early retirement bonus...

Heckling The Mayor

A old man was sitting in the front row at a town meeting, heckling the mayor as he deliver...

Bridge To Success

The Polish were upset because of their bad reputation. A group of them got together and ap...

Who Are Your Parents

Erich Honnecker (the president of East Germany) was invited to Moscow by Gorbachev for a v...

Presidential Visit To Oz

Four U.S. presidents are caught in a tornado and are whirled off to Oz. They finally make ...

Tragedy

Once George Bush Jr. visited an elementary school to talk to a group of 3rd graders. He sa...

Turn Off Clinton

First Lady Hillary Clinton and Attorney General Janet Reno were having one of those girl t...

Knowing American History

It was the first day of school and a new student named Pedro Martinez, the son of a Mexica...

Expensive Dish

A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant opened by a fellow ca...

A Name To Every Leader

Conversation between Condolezza Rice and George Bush...(We take you now to the Oval Office...

Democrat On The Porch

A little old lady calls 911. When the operator answers she yells, "Help, send the police t...

English Hospitality

An American tourist in London decides to skip his tour group and explore the city on his o...

The Art Of Speech

In a speech today about Hurricane Rita, President Bush declared, quote, 'This is a big sto...

More Jokes