Misc jokes

Snoring Problems

A couple has a dog that snores. Annoyed because she can???t sleep, the wife goes to the ve...

Tony Blair, Peter Jennings & Pop Divas

Tony Blair Interviewed by Peter Jennings Peter Jennings: Why do you think the English lost...

Sesame Street Meets....

One Monday morning, Grover picking up the kids along a new bus route. At the first stop, h...

Christina Aguilera Does Drivers' Ed

Why was Christina Aquilera surprised when she looked at her driver's license? She had an '...

Yogi

Why didn't they make two Yogi Bears? Cause someone made a Boo-Boo!

Duct Tape: A George Lucas Production

Q: What do The Force and duct tape have in common? Q: They both have a light side and a da...

Pink Floyd

The three remaining members of Pink Floyd get in a car wreck and all three die. They are s...

Top Reasons Eminem's Wife Filed For Divorce

--That comment about Elton being "twice the woman" she ever was. --Caught Eminem fantasizi...

Britney Spears Vs. Computer

How is a computer like Britney Spears? They're both cheap, white, and plastic.

Mariah's Ups & Downs

Mariah Carey's got so much shaft, even elevators are jealous of her.

Trekkies Love: Captain Kirk's Ears

Why can Captain Kirk hear so well? Because he has three ears: a left ear, a right ear, and...

Britney Vs Stereo

Q. What do Britney Spears and a stereo have in common? A. they both have big woofers...

When Broadway Meets Daytime T.v.

What do you call ghosts who scare talkshow hosts? The Phantom of the Oprah.

The Three Stars

One day Steven Spielberg, Arnold Schwarzenegger, and Pierce Brosnan were in a jungle in or...

Princess Diana's Dandruff

How do you know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head and shoulders in the fron...

Homer's Favorite Ice Cream

What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream? Chocolate-chip cookie DOH!

Spice Girls...toaster

What do you get when you put Spice Girls in the toaster? Pop Tarts.

Cool Breeze's Advice

What advice does Cool Breeze give the fish? ''Watch for the Hook.''

The Michael Jackson Doll

Did you hear about the new Michael Jackson doll? You wind it up and it plays with your kid...

Guitar-playing Lightbulb

Q: How many guitar players does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Two: One to change the l...

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