Misc jokes

Snoring Problems

A couple has a dog that snores. Annoyed because she can???t sleep, the wife goes to the ve...

Cannibal Food

Two cannibals meet one day. The first cannibal says, "You know, I just can't seem to get a...

Criminal Hall of Shame

Every day, we are assaulted by stories of stupid people -- many of whom use their stupidit...

Electric Train

A few days after Christmas, a mother was working in the kitchen listening to her young son...

51 Ways to Annoy Everybody

1) Pretend to be one of the Bush family. Doesn't matter which.2) Have an uncontrollable lu...

Feel Better

Mary was having a tough day and had stretched herself out on the couch to do a bit of what...

Signs That You're Broke

At communion you go back for seconds.You think of a lottery ticket as an investment.You're...

Clever Teacher

A high school English teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam. "Now class, I wo...

Coffee Addiction

You know you are addicted to coffee if -You grind your coffee beans in your mouth. -You sl...

25 Fun Pool Activities

1) Stand on top of the high board and say you won't come down until your demands are met. ...

A Prayer Before Dying

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming,...

Books for College

A Polish student was in his the collegecampus bookstore. Questioning the store clerk about...

Almost Perfect Life

An old man is sitting on a park bench crying his eyes out. A young jogger comes by and ask...

Breaking and Entering

A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his...

A Daughter's Letter Home

Dear Mom and Dad,It has now been three months since I left for college. I have been remiss...

50 Fun Things To Do During An Exam

You should not attempt these things during an actual exam. The following is meant for ente...

20 Ways To Annoy A Public Bathroom Stallmate

1. Stick your open palm under the stall wall and ask your neighbor, 'May I borrow a highli...

Been In College Too Long...

You consider McDonald's "real food."You actually like doing laundry at home.4:00 AM is sti...

58 Newspaper Headlines

58 Actual Newspaper Headlines (collected by journalists)1. Something Went Wrong In Jet Cra...

15 Ways to be Annoying

1) Spend all day at a fast food restaurant, seeing how long it will take until your free r...

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