Medical jokes

Breast Enlargement

A woman says to her husband that she wants to have plastic surgery to enlarge her breasts....

Brain Transplant

A patient needed a brain transplant and the doctor told the family, "Brains are very expen...

All Out of Anaesthetic

A dentist ran out of anaesthetic just before the last extraction for the day was scheduled...

Mix Up at the Hospital

This guy went to hospital for a circumcision, but because of a mix up, he ended up having ...

The Faith Healer

Two women were sitting in the doctor's waiting room comparing notes on their various disor...

Migraine Cure

A man goes to the doctor with a long history of migraine headaches. When the doctor does h...

Mental Release

A man who had been in a mental home for some years finally seemed to have improved to the ...

Lethal Food

A dietician was once addressing a large audience in Chicago. "The material we put into our...

Labour Pains

A married couple went to he hospital to have their baby delivered. Upon their arrival, the...

Crazy Patients

A doctor of psychology was doing his normal morning rounds when he entered a patient's roo...

Cremate Me

A businessman on his deathbed called his friend and said, "Bill, I want you to promise me ...

Beautiful

There was a lawyer and he was just waking up from anesthesia after surgery, and his wife w...

Bad News

A secretary walked into her boss's office & said, "I'm afraid I've got some bad news for y...

Pretty Bad News

Doctor: Well, I have good news and bad news.Patient: Go with the good news first. Doctor...

An Orgasmic Problem

A woman went in to see a therapist and said, "I've got a big problem, doctor. Every time w...

A Dose of HMO's Own Medicine

A doctor, a nurse, and the top executive of an HMO have all died and are in line together ...

Good and Bad News

An old man visits his doctor and after thorough examination the doctor tells him: "I have ...

Psychiatric Hotline

Recording - "Hello, Welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline."If you are obsessive-compulsive, p...

Dentist Visit

The Smiths were shown into the dentist's office, where Mr. Smith made it clear he was in a...

Medical Advancement

A British doctor says, "Medicine in my country is so advanced that we cantake a kidney out...

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