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Sex With Tarazan

One day Jane met Tarzan in the jungle. She was very attracted to him and, during her quest...

Husband Compliment

A woman is standing nude looking in the bedroom mirror... She is not happy with what she s...

Marriage Lies

There was this couple that was married for 20 years, and every time they made love the hus...

Argument

A man and his wife were having an argument in bed. After the husband had finally had enoug...

Loving Husband

A woman pregnant with her first child paid a visit to her obstetrician's office. After the...

Love Life Problems

A guy went to a psychiatrist because he was having severe problems with his sex life. The ...

Marriage Conclusion

A woman's husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she staye...

Rescue Bill

Standing at the edge of the lake, a man saw a woman flailing about in the deep water. Unab...

Drunk Driver

A female officer arrests a drunk. She warns him, "You have the right to remain silent. Any...

Happy Pharmacist

A lady walked into a pharmacy and spoke to the pharmacist. She asked, "Do you have Viagra?...

Teaching A Lesson

A wife was in the kitchen making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband. Suddenly , he...

Deaf Night Out

Two deaf men were talking on their coffee break about being out late the night before. The...

How Long

An old but still ruggedly handsome Sergeant Major found himself at a gala event hosted by ...

The Happy Hangover

Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after attending his company's Christmas Party. Jack is ...

How To Impress

HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN:* Compliment her* cuddle her* kiss her* caress her* love her* strok...

A Mormon

A Mormon was seated next to an Irishman on a flight from London. After the plane was airbo...

First Prize

A kilted Scotsman was walking down a country path after finishing off a large amount of wh...

Drunk Again

A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks if he could buy him a drink. ...

Lamaze Class

A couple just started their Lamaze class, and they were given an activity requiring the hu...

Irish Drinking

An Irishman is sitting at the end of a bar. He sees a lamp at the end of the table. He wal...

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