Lawyer jokes

Standing in Line

This long line of people are queueing up to get served in a shop. Suddenly one bloke start...

New Lawyer

Joe grew up in a small town, then moved away to attend college and law school. He decided ...

The Devil's Lawsuit

There was a contruction worker who was working on a building when he fell 15 stories to hi...

Punishment

A man was sent to Hell for his sins. As he was being taken to his place of eternal torment...

Who's In Charge

Can you imagine working for a company that has a little more than 500 employees and has th...

Smartest Man in the World

A doctor, a lawyer, a little boy and a priest were out for a Sunday afternoon flight on a ...

Lawyer In Hell

A lawyer died and was delivered into the devil's hands. "You will be spending eternity her...

Lawyer's Dog

A lawyer's dog, running about unleashed, b-lines for the local butcher shop and steals a r...

Lying Lawyer

How can you tell when a lawyer is about to lie? His lips start moving.

Taking It With You

As Mr. Smith was on his death bed, he attempted to formulate a plan that would allow him t...

Terminology

Important Legal TerminologyWhen a person assists a criminal in breaking the law BEFORE the...

Testifying

A witness to an automobile accident was testifying. The following exchange took place betw...

Real Things Said In Court

These are things that people actually said in court, word for word. Q: What is your date o...

Best In The World

A Russian, a Cuban, an American and a Lawyer are in a train. The Russian takes a bottle of...

Charitable Donation

A local United Way office realized that it had never received a donation from the town's m...

Corruption

At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked a witness...

Bad Investment

Shultz, a lawyer, bribed a man on the jury to hold out for a charge of manslaughter, as op...

Contract With The Devil

An attorney was sitting in his office late one night, when the Devil appeared before him. ...

At The Pearly Gates

Recently a teacher, a garbage collector, and a lawyer wound up together at the Pearly Gate...

An Honest Lawyer

An investment counsellor went out on her own. She was shrewd and diligent, so business kep...

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