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Chinese Couple

A Chinese couple had a new baby. The nurse brings over a lovely, healthy, bouncy, black ba...

New Relationship Book

"My wife suggested a book for me to read to enhance ourrelationship. It's titled: 'Women a...

Needs

Husband and wife are getting all snugly in bed. The passion is heating up. But then the wi...

Factory Workers

In a small town in the US, there is a rather sizable factory that hires only married men. ...

Things Only Women Understand

10. Cats' facial expressions9. The need for the same style of shoes in different colors8. ...

Husband's Great Gift

A married couple was in a terrible accident where the woman's face was severely burned. Th...

Two Cannibals

Two cannibals, a father and son, were elected by the tribe to go out and get something to ...

Just Like Dad

The bride, upon her engagement, went to her mother and said, "I've found a man just like f...

Male Bashing

Q. What did God say after creating AdamA. I must be able to do better than that. Q. How do...

Looking Good

While her husband was lying down, his wife removed his glasses. "You know, honey," she sai...

Majorly Busted

Every Saturday morning he has an early tee time. He gets up early and eager, golfs all day...

Men Should Listen

A man is driving up a steep, narrow mountain road. A woman is driving down the same road. ...

Great Job

A guy came home to his wife and said to her: "Guess what? I've found a great job. A 10 AM ...

His And Hers Road Trip

HERS:Pulls off at wrong exit.Opens window.Asks directions from a knowledgeable police offi...

Men Are Like

..Placemats.They only show up when there's food on the table...Mascara.They usually run at...

Not So Dumb

Two bored casino dealers were waiting at a craps table. A very attractive blonde woman arr...

Nearly Fatal Clock

A wife complains, "A wall clock almost killed my mother-in-law today. It fell only seconds...

Mr Right Application

Dear ________,I regret to inform you that you have been eliminated from further contention...

The Diaper

One day, shortly after the birth of their new baby, the mother had to go out to run some e...

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