Funny quotes

Age Quotes

I'm so old they've cancelled my blood type.Bob HopeAs you get older three things happen. T...

Marriage Quotes

My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.Rodney DangerfieldWhen a man brings...

Children Quotes

The first half of our life is ruined by our parents and the second half by our children.Cl...

Life Quotes

To solve the human equation, we need to add love, subtract hate, multiply good, and divide...

Women Quotes

Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, t...

Work quotes

The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry than work.Rober...

Writers Quotes

The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense.Tom ClancyI never kn...

Love Quotes

I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife trea...

Money Quotes

Money isn't everything but it sure keeps you in touch with your children.J. Paul GettyA ma...

Wisdom Quotes

Whenever I'm caught between two evils, I take the one I've never tried.Mae WestKnowledge s...

God Quotes

It may be that our role on this planet is not to worship God, but to create him.Arthur C. ...

Politics Quotes

A good politician is quite as unthinkable as an honest burglar.H. L. MenckenRun for office...