Female jokes

Business Decision

A man walks into his bedroom and sees his wife packing a suitcase. He asks, 'What are you ...

Coincidence

A chicken farmer went to a local bar, sat next to a woman, and ordered a glass of champagn...

Christmas Gift For Mom

The Santa Claus at the shopping mall was very surprised when a Emily, young lady aged abou...

Attitude

A young couple, just married, were in their honeymoon suite on their wedding night. As the...

Experimental Pill

A lady goes to the doctor and complains her husband is losing interest in sex. He gives he...

Pregnancy Advice

A woman went to her doctor for advice. She told him that her husband had developed a pench...

Southern Girl

Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the crap table. A very attractive Blonde woman fro...

Good Dentist

A guy and a girl meet at a bar. They get along so well that they decide to go to the girl'...

Harassing Parrot

A lady was walking past a pet store when a parrot said, ''Hey, lady! You're really ugly!" ...

Unpredictable

A young couple are out for a romantic walk along a country lane. They walk hand in hand an...

Emergency Appointment

A lady called her gynecologist, and asked for an "emergency" appointment. The receptionist...

Cosmetics Line

Luke's wife bought a new line of expensive cosmetics guaranteed to make her look years you...

Gently Put

Six guys are playing poker. After losing $500 on one hand, Smith clutches his chest and to...

Together At Last

She married and had 13 children. Her husband died. She married again and had 7 more childr...

Boss Issues

A boss was complaining in a staff meeting the other day that he wasn't getting any respect...

Side Effects

A woman went to her doctor for a follow-up visit after the doctor had prescribed testoster...

Bad Look

Doctor: Mrs. Smith, I have to tell you, I don't like the looks of your husband.Patient's W...

Weight Issues

A young woman was having a physical examination and was embarrassed because of a weight pr...

Play Your Age

A lady is having a bad day at the tables in Vegas. Down to her last $100, completely exasp...

Leaving Trails

A girl goes into the doctor's office for a checkup. As she takes off her blouse, he notice...

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