Dirty jokes

Girls night out

Two women friends had gone out for a Girls Night Out, and had been decidedly over-enthusia...

Church Bells

On hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went straight to her g...

Last Day on the Job

It was the mailman's last day on the job after 35 years of carrying the mail through all k...

The Tiger

A couple was on their honeymoon, lying in bed, about ready to consummate their marriage, w...

Gloves: Joke Circa 1890

A Mismatched Pair of Gloves A young man wished to purchase a present for his sweetheart, a...

Sharper Than A Ginsu

What is the sharpest thing in the world? A Fart. It goes through your pants and doesn't ev...

Rosebud

There was a young woman who lived with her grandmother. One night, the granddaughter came ...

Closest Shave Ever

A man enters a barber shop for a shave. While the barber is foaming him up, he mentions th...

Gassy Broad

Once upon a time there lived a woman in Brampton who had a maddening passion for baked bea...

What's Black?

Q: What's black and sits on the roof? A: A paraplegic after a house fire.

Did You Hear....?

Did you hear about the man who drank 5 gallons of tea? He drowned in his teepee!...

Talking Out Of Your Ass

If I wanted to hear from an asshole I would fart.

Jingle Balls

Why does Santa have huge balls? Because he only comes once a year!

Ending It All

An 83-year old woman decided that she'd seen and done everything, and the time had come to...

Baked Beans And Their Delightful Tune

A man had a terrible passion for baked beans, but they always had a somewhat lively effect...

Osu

An Ohio State University mortician student walked into the embalming room where a cadaver ...

Crappy Date

This guy lives in Westchester, NY and goes to school at Ithaca College. For two years, he ...

Little Green Balls

What do you have when you have two green balls in your hand? Kermit's undivided attention....

Mustard -- A Tragic Story

As ham sandwiches go, it was perfection. A thick slab of ham, a fresh bun, crisp lettuce, ...

Joke Written By And For Retards

Two guys were working at a sawmill one day when one of the guys got too close to the blade...

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