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Get Out Of The Car

(This is supposedly a true account recorded in the Police Log of Sarasota, Florida)An elde...

Sandwich

A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says ???Sorry, we don???t serve food in here.???

Love And War

Make love not war. Unless you want to do both. If so - get married.

Knowing Your Husband

How do you call a wife who knows where her husband lies down every night? - A widow!

The Price Of Love

You can't buy love, but you most certainly can pay dearly for it.

Marriage's Advantage

Marriage means that someone helps you coping with all the problems you never had when you ...

Who Is Listening

During the first year of marriage, the husband speaks and the wife hears.During the second...

Longings

My wife ran away with my best friend. To tell you the truth, I really miss him.

Too Late For Happiness

I never knew the meaning of true happiness until I got married, but then it was too late..

Blondes' Obstacle

What is it that prevents Blondes' admission to College? - High School!

Looking Bad

If you look like your photo in your passport - you surely need a vacation.

Knowing People

The more I know people - the more I like my dog.

Price Of Madness

A sign in a psychiatrist's clinic says: "Madness is expensive - We accept Credit Cards".

Optimism

We are born naked, wet and hungry. During the years everything becomes worst.

Eating Chicken

Chicken is the only animal we eat before it is borne and after it is dead.

Parents & Children

Be nice to your children. They are the ones who choose your old folk's home.

Rejected Hallmark Cards

"Looking back over the years that we've been together,I can't help but wonder:...-- What w...

Deep Thoughts

Why are they calledapartments if they are joined together?An archaeologist is a besthusban...

Condoms Types

1. Capmbell's Soup Condoms: Mmm, mmmm, good...2. Coca Cola Conddoms: the real thing.3. Di...

Good And Great Friends

A good friend will bail you out of jail.A great friend will be in the cell next to you say...

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