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The Less You Know, The More You Make

"Salary Theorem" states that "Engineers and Scientists can never earn as much as Business ...

Ann Landers

Dear Ann Landers, I am a sailor in the New Zealand Navy. My parents live in the suburb of ...

Give a Man a Fish

Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day.Teach him to use the Internet, and he won'tv ...

Complaint Letter

An allegedly real-life customer complaint letter sent to the NTL complaints dept..Dear Cre...

GM Like Computer Industry

At a recent COMDEX, Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto ind...

Half The Job

"This little computer," said the sales clerk, "will do half of your job for you." Studying...

Addicted to Internet Porn

Signs Your Partner is Addicted to Internet Porn- During foreplay, he's always double-click...

Dear Agony Aunt

Dear Editor, I have two brothers, one works at Microsoft, the other was sentenced to death...

Gates and Lightbulb

Q: How many Bill Gateses does it take to change the lightbulb??A: None. He just calls a me...

New Viruses on the loose!

Oprah Winfrey virus: Your 200MB hard drive suddenly shrinks to 80MB and then slowly expand...

Computer Support Problems

COMPUTER PROBLEM REPORT FORM:1. Describe your problem: ___________________________________...

Computer Users

Computer users are divided into three types:Novice, Intermediate and Expert.Novice Users -...

Dear God...

Dear God,Yesterday was an awful day for me..My husband ran off with his secretary.My son p...

Desert Island Email

A ragged individual stranded for several months on a small desert island in the middle of ...

Disney Password

My kids love going to the Web, and they keep track of their passwords by writing them on P...

Dot Com Mergers

In the aftermath of the AOL/Time-Warner merger, it has been leaked that Yahoo! is taking o...

Email Anonymous

You wake up at 3 a.m. to go to the bathroom and stop to check your e-mail on the way back ...

Email Commandments

E-MAIL COMMANDMENTSThou shalt include a clear and specific subject line.Thou shalt edit an...

Essential Disk Care Guide

Never leave diskettes in the drive, as the data can leak out of the disk and corrode the i...

French Computers

A language instructor was explaining to her class that in French, nouns unlike their Engli...

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