Children jokes

Back To The Hole

A little boy and his grandfather are raking leaves in the yard. The little boy finds an ea...

Clinic Check Up

Bill and Bob, two children, were sitting outside a clinic. Bill happened to be crying very...

Pray Before Eating

Everyone was seated around the table as the food was being served. When little Logan recei...

Gambling

Little Johnny was starting his first day at a new school and his father called the teacher...

Kids Operation

Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on stretchers next to each other, outside the ope...

Boyfriend

A 5-year old boy went to visit his grandmother one day. While playing with his toys in her...

Human Race

A little girl asked her mother, "How did the human race come about?" The Mother answered, ...

Lost Dad

A little boy was lost at a large shopping mall A little boy was lost at a large shopping m...

Tampons Wonder

Two young boys walked into a pharmacy one day, picked out a box of tampons and proceeded t...

Scaredy Cat

Two kids are arguing over whose father is the biggest scaredy-cat. The first kid says, "My...

Sent by God

A 2nd grader asked her mother the age-old question, "How did I get here?".Her mother told ...

Father Of Who

A man walk into a supermarket and notices a beautiful woman staring at him.She stares for ...

Wish To Santa

One day, a little boy wrote to Santa Clause, "Please send me a sister."Santa Clause wrote ...

Getting Fat

When I was six months pregnant with my third child, my three year old came into the room w...

Career Path

An older couple had a son, who was still living with them. The parents were a little worri...

Barbie Prices

A man walks into a store to buy a Barbie doll for his daughter. "How much is that Barbie i...

Meaning Of Names

An Indian boy goes to his mother one day with a puzzled look on his face. "Say Mom, why is...

Team Work

At one point during a game, the coach called one of his 7-year-old hockey players aside an...

Nothing To Live For

A father asks his 10-year-old son if he knows about the birds and the bees. ???I don???t w...

Taking A Tinkle

A woman pregnant with triplets was walking down the street when amasked robber ran out of ...

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