Blonde jokes

You've got mail, the Blonde version

A blonde keeps walking down her drive to her mail box. She keeps doing this until her neig...

New prefix

If blondes and bimbos were the same thing, the prefix 'bim' could be used to create new wo...

the funniest blonde joke

I knew a blonde that was so stupid that.......* she called me to get my phone number.* she...

Blonde Stewardess

An airline captain was breaking in a very pretty new blonde stewardess. The route they wer...

cliff jump

A blonde and a brunette both jumped off a cliff at the same time. Which made it to the gro...

jumping blonde

A blonde, brunette and a redhead run to the top of a burning building. Below, a few firefi...

Blonde Shoots Herself

A blonde hurries into the emergency room late one night with the tip of her index finger s...

Did you hear about the blonde that...

Couldn't learn to water ski because she couldn't find a lake with a slope.Got excited beca...

Donations

A blonde, brunette, and redhead went to a church to donate money. The brunette draws a ci...

Drivers Licence

A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her ...

Dumb Blonde Crooks

Two blonde robbers were robbing a hotel. The first one said, "I hear sirens. Jump!"The sec...

Filing System

Two secretaries were talking about their work. "I hate filing," said one. "No matter how c...

Earmuffs

Why do blondes wear earmuffs?To avoid the draft.

Emergency Kit

Josh was helping Sally, the blonde, clean out the trunk of her car. Inside, he noticed a b...

Even More Blonde Q and A

Q: WHAT DID THE BLONDE SAY ABOUT BLONDE JOKES?A: She said they were pretty good, but they ...

eyes closed

Why did the blonde stand in front of a mirror with his eyes closed?He wanted to see what h...

How does a blond turn on the light after sex

How does a blond turn on the light after sex?She opens the car door.

How does a blonde like her eggs in the morning

How does a blonde like her eggs in the morning?Fertilized.

How to Hug

Did you hear about the blonde who took a book out of the library called How to Hug, only t...

ice cream

Three blondes are sitting on a park bench eating ice cream cones. One is sucking hers, one...

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