Bar jokes

A Chick With Long Legs

A man walks up to the bar with an ostrich behind him, and as he sits, the bartender asks f...

The Buffalo Theory

The "Buffolo Theory" of Beer..A herd of buffalo can move only as fast as the slowest buffa...

Pirate's Misfortunes

A pirate was talking to a "land-lubber" in a bar. The land-lubber noticed that, like any s...

Vampires in a Bar

It's Halloween and everyone's out trick-or-treating. A bartender is working the late-night...

Proud Texan Father

A Texan bought a round of drinks for all in the bar and said that his wife had just produc...

Selling the Wife

A drunk walked into a bar crying. One of the other men in the bar asked him what happened....

I Thought You Were My Wife

A completely inebriated man walked into a bar and, after staring for some time at the only...

Speech Impediment

Two life-long friends were enjoying a few pints down at the local bar, when one said to th...

Signs That You are Too Drunk

You lose arguments with inanimate objects.You have to hold onto the lawn to keep from fall...

Sotally Tober

Starkle starkle little twinkwho the hell you are I thinkI'm not under what you callthe alc...

State Of The Art Watch

A rather confident man walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman. ...

Stages of Drunkeness

0 - Stone cold sober. Brain as sharp as an army bayonet.1 - Still sober. Pleasure senses a...

Finding The Car

A drunken man was wondering around the parking lot of a bar, bumping into then rubbing the...

Evils of Liquor

A professor of chemistry wanted to teach his fifth grade class a lesson about the evils of...

Deadbeat in a Bar

A man walked into a bar on a slow night and sat down. After a few minutes, the bartender a...

Deaf Men in a Bar

A man was sitting in a bar and noticed a group of people using sign language. He also noti...

What You Got

A man goes into a bar and seats himself on a stool. The bartender looks at him and says, "...

A Round For The House

A drunk walks into a bar and says, "Bartender, buy everyone in the house a drink, pour you...

All You Can Drink

A man walks into a bar, sits down on a bench and orders a cold one. He swigs down the beer...

Alcoholic Side Effects

The FDA is considering additional warnings on beer and alcohol bottles, such as:WARNING: c...

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