Animal jokes

Lion Tamer

wo unemployed guys are talking. One says, "I'm going to become a lion tamer."The other rep...

The Other Side

Once upon a time, there was a river. The Nile River, to be exact. On one side of the river...

Nasty Eskimo

A man was walking down the street and saw an Eskimo looking at his car tire. So the man sa...

Bird vs Fly

What's the difference between a bird and a fly? A bird can fly but a fly can't bird....

How'd you want them

A little old lady had two monkeys for years. One day one of them died of natural causes. I...

Jesus and the Robber

One night a robber broke into a home and heard a voice say, "Jesus is watching you!" while...

Cock A Doodly Doo!

This farmer has about 200 hens, but no rooster, and he wants chicks. So he goes down the r...

20,000 Cockroaches

Customer: Do you have and cockroaches?Clerk: Yes we sell them to the fisherman.Customer: I...

A Koala and a Hooker

A little koala bear wanders into a whorehouse. He climbs the stairs and finds a door open....

At The Circus

A couple took their young son to the circus and when the elephants appeared, the boy seeme...

Bear Hunt

Two men went bear hunting. While one stayed in the cabin, the other went out looking for a...

Bear on a Rampage

Two campers were hiking in the forest when all of a sudden a bear jumps out of a bush and ...

Beethoven

Why did Beethoven kill his chicken? It kept saying "Bach, Bach, Bach..."

Calf Value

A motorist driving by a Texas ranch hit and killed a calf that was crossing the road.The d...

Camel Questions

A mother and baby camel are talking one day when the baby camel asks, "Mom why have I got ...

Chuckie Chicken

An old farmer went to town to see a movie. The ticket girl said, "Sir, what is that on yo...

Comfortable

Two sisters, one blonde and one brunette, inherit the family ranch. Unfortunately, after j...

Dangerous Squirrels

A man, Bob, and his friend Joe went out hunting. This was Joe’s first time ever hunting, s...

Dirty Birds

A lady approaches her priest and tells him, "Father, I have a problem. I have two female t...

Donkey Raffle

Kenny, a city boy, moved to the country and purchased a donkey from an old farmer for $100...

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