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Doing It In The Dark

Claire was becoming frustrated with her husband's insistence that they always have sex in ...

A Rope and Two Knots

One day a young cowboy and cowgirl decided to get married. He was a man of the world. She ...

Pregnant with my child

An 85-year old man is having his annual checkup. The Doctor asks him how he is feeling."I'...

Easily Explained

A man goes to his doctor and complains that his wife hasn't wanted to have sex with him fo...

Duct Tape

Jeff walks into a bar and sees his friend Paul slumped over the bar. He walks over and ask...

After the Office Party

John, woke up after the annual office Christmas party with a pounding headache, cotton-mo...

Jeff the Bellboy

Three couples got married and spent their honeymoons at the same hotel, where they were al...

American Beer

This guy goes to a doctor and says he has a problem with sex."Doc, I think my dick is just...

Difference Between Men and Women

1. A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he wants. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she do...

How many calories do we burn during sex

The diet literature explains calories burned while jogging, playing tennis or golfing, but...

Lifetime Savings

A small tourist hotel was all abuzz about an afternoon wedding where the groom was 95 and ...

Making Love to a Woman

MAKING COFFEEMaking a cup of coffee is like making love to a beautiful woman. It's got to ...

First Thing to do after Jail

Bad Bernie was in prison for seven years. The day he got out, his wife and son were there ...

Crowded Subway

The subway car was packed. It was rush hour, and many people were forced to stand. One par...

Knickerless

Joe is sitting on a train across from abusty blonde wearing a tiny mini skirt.Despite his ...

Gold Medalist

Three women were sitting around talking about their sex lives. The first said, "I think my...

Home from the Air Force

A guy who was in the Air Force had just spent a year tour unaccompanied to Shemya, Alaska....

Off to Vegas

A man came home from work one day to find his wife on the front porch with her bags packed...

Daughters are curious~~~

A little girl walks into her parents' bathroom and notices for the First time, her father'...

Tricked Him

One day this girl, who is wearing a skirt, goes out to play with her friends. She goes to ...

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